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- TESTICULATING - Waving your arms around and talking bollocks.
- BLAMESTORMING - Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
- SEAGULL MANAGER - A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.
- ASSMOSIS - The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard. (As per Mr Smithers)
- SALMON DAY - The experience of spending entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.
- CUBE FARM - An office filled with cubicles.
- PRAIRIE DOGGING - When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people’s heads pop up over the walls to see what’s going on. (This also applies to applause from a promotion because there may be cake.)
- MOUSE POTATO - The on-line, wired generation’s answer to the couch potato.
- SITCOMs - Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids or start a “home business”.
- STRESS PUPPY - A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.
- PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE - The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
- OHNOSECOND - That minuscule fraction of time in which you realise that you’ve just made a BIG mistake (e. g. you’ve hit ‘reply all’)
- GOING FOR A McSh*T - Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you’re just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you’ll buy their food afterwards is known as a “McSh*t with Lies.”
- AEROPLANE BLONDE - One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a ‘black box’.
- AUSSIE KISS - Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
- BREAKING THE SEAL - Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.
- GREYHOUND - A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
- MILLENNIUM DOMES - The contents of a Wonder bra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there’s actually nought in there worth seeing.
- MONKEY BATH - A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go:”Oo!Oo!
Ho! Aa! Aa! Aa!”.
- SALAD DODGER - An excellent phrase for an overweight person.
- SWAMP-DONKEY - A deeply unattractive woman
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