In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T).
We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the job please see your manager. You will be immediatelyplaced at the top of the S.H.I.T list and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T you can handle.
Employees who do not take their S.H.I.T will be placed in Departmental Employee Evaluation Programs (D.E.E.P S.H.I.T) Those who fail to take D.E.E.P S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to Employee Attitude Training (E.A.T S.H.I.T).
Since our managers took S.H.I.T before they were promoted they do not have to do S.H.I.T anymore as they are all full of S.H.I.T already.
If you are full of S.H.I.T you may be interested in a job training others. We can add yourname to our Basic Understanding Lecture List (B.U.L.L S.H.I.T) Those who are full of B.U.L.L S.H.I.T will get the S.H.I.T jobs and can apply for promotion to Director of Intensity Programming (D.I.P S.H.I.T)
If you have further questions please direct them to our Head Of Training Special High Intensity Training (H.O.T S.H.I.T)
Thank you
Boss in General (B.I.G S.H.I.T)
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