Monthly Archive for November, 2005

Avada Kedavra

Yes, I saw the new Harry Potter film (the goblet of fire) and quite frankly I thought it sucked.
The book was quite long, especially compared to the first 3, and the director obviously struggled to fit the contents into the length of a film. Most of the events are there, but they are barely a moment in the film. Some bits were extended in the film (even made up) but did little to increase interest of the event.

Wait for it to reach TV (or at least DVD rental).

I spent almost half the day at work today trying to find my way past a very annoying RedHat specific bug with perl (I realy wish debian was a commercially approved distribution, as I would have never had this problem with it). Eventually I found someone who knew of the problem and helped me fix it in about 30 seconds.
If the solution had come earlier then I would not have wasted so much time today. Although the time spent playing with Lego Mindstorms was hardly wasted. Tomorrow will be even better, as we are having a meeting to play with Lego!

Shogun will be sorting out an rss feed for me, so I will be putting up a feed of his posts, but I would like to draw your attention to his most recent post, as it does look interesting.

I am not bothering to add nice images, I’ll leave that to Shogun
He is commenting on the new Channel4 reality tv series Space Cadets. He believes that the contestants will figure out the show, and that it devalues science. I believe that if you choose gullible enough people you can convince them that they are actually in space even though there is gravity (they are using a low orbit argument). In fact, if they are using space suits, all you need is a large tank and put them in water (though the water on the suit when they get back in might confuse them quite a bit, but I am sure you could figure out a decontamination argument to throw them off).

It certianly devalues science, but may give some interesting insights into psychology, especially suggestive reasoning (tell someone something enough times and they will start believing it). I would be quite keen to see it, though probably only a few short clips if I know channel4.

The money could undoubtedly be spent on something far more interesting though.

Marrying Old

At 85 years of age, Morris married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old. Since her
new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their wedding she and
Morris should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new
but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night
together.

After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed and the
expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens
and there is Morris, her 85 year old groom ready for action. They unite as
one. All goes well, Morris takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go
to sleep.

After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door, and
it’s Morris. Again he is ready for more "action".

Somewhat surprised, Lou Anne consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds
are done, Morris kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.

She! is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it - Morris is back
again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more
"action". And, once again they enjoy each other. But as Morris gets set to
leave again, his young bride says to him, "I am thoroughly impressed that at
your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less
than a third of your age who were only good
once. You are truly a great lover, Morris."

Morris, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says: "You mean I was
here already?"

Dead Laptop

Although I am writing this post from my laptop, and hence it is not completely ddead, I am writing from Linux as Windows will not boot.

How did I end up in this predicament?
I wanted to install service pack 2. The machine did not come with it, and as the company rolls out its own set up of windows I could not install Microsofts version. There is a trial program to install the company version of SP2, and I readall the warnings about installing it and did not see anything about it Blue Screening after installing - so I thought I would give it a go.

As you can tell, it did not end up happily.

The question is how long I wait to get it reinstalled. I cannot really do it myself. Apart from not having a Windows CD, I am supposed to run the companies version of Windows (I am not sure how they feel about running my own version of linux either).

I am hoping to get a reply from the group trialing SP2 as they might find some core dumps from my machine useful and even have a solution. At the same time, the new install the company uses for Windows has SP2 in it already, so I am tempted to just get it installed and re-partition the disk for linux after.
I have not really lost anything. I just need to remember to back up my email program, in case the automatic backup is not set up properly (this will be a good chance to test if I am missing anything from my regular backups). Apart from that I just need to grab my kernel config file from linux (yes, I build my own kernel - I have a few things I need to do it for, like making the laptop sleep, and it isn’t all that difficult. Speaking of which, if you run Debian I have a wonderful article that will have you building and running your own kernel in a few hours) Listening to: Goo Goo Dolls - Iris

Screech. Yelp. Splat!

Waiting for the bus this evening, in the freezing cold, a cyclist crossed onto the road followed by a small fluffy dog. At fiirst I thought the dog was following the cyclist, but it became evident that it was chasing him. Unfortunately it got bored and decided to just run down the middle of the oncoming lane.

It was followed by its owner with a large fluffy dog, and met shortly with a car. I could visualise the car going too fast and skidding, catching the dog with a wheel. All I could do was stand there, I was almost paralysed.
Luckily for the dog, its owner ran out into the road and the car stopped. The dog ran onto the pavement and seemed to be thinking about playing chicken with the next oncoming car.

Why the hell it wasn’t on a lead I do not know, but I really hope the owner caught it before it got ran over around the corner…

Ulitmate practice was really good, despite a turnout of only 6.
It was rather tiring, but it felt good to do some exercise. I really need to get into the habbit of going to both weekly sessions to get my fitness back up, as I am shockingly unfit at the moment. Hopefully the indoor football tournament I have entered into (yes I am crap at that, but it is only for a laugh) will help with that too.

3 "Travel safe officers" have just walked down the tube carriage. Why a train with only 3 coaches needs 3 officers I have no idea. Especially as the 10 carriage trains I often catch only have the one guard (well, maybe 2).

I am currently obsessed with Adema. They are a really good heavy metal band, and a lot of their songs are not too thrashy so as to become an earful. The lyrics are good, and so is every other part of the band. I strongly reccomend you check them out if you get the chance.

I really must update my stylesheets a bit, as well as settle on the choice of WYSIWYG editor for this site. I have 2 that work quite well, but one seems to actually let me set up my own tags properly, which is important as neither come with a nice blockqoute setup, and quoting is something that I cannot resist doing.

Shogun - I want to put a rss feed of your blog on my site, just the last 2/3 headlines. You want to make a feed available for me?

Listening to: Lost Prophets - Last Summer

US Keeps Control of the Internet

So while getting my daily dose of slashdot
US Keeps Control of the Internet - Adam Schumacher writes "As a result of a a deal reached late Tuesday, the US and ICANN will maintain control over the Internet’s core systems. A new body will be created to provide international oversight, which will, of course, have no binding authority."

The most interesting part of this article was the comments. Slashdot isn’t known for a large amount of intelligence in comments, and this shows it. Most comments are along the lines os "we built it. We should control it".
The problem with this argument is that they do not own it, most of it in fact is outside the US, and run by other companies in foreign companies. The article refers only to the naming of servers, which can be changed by any country that wants to set up its own naming servers, but will wreak havoc on the internet. It is really in the interest of the US to get the world involved with the running of the internet.
After all, the world wide web was invented in Switzerland by CERN

The attitude of people on slashdot really annoys me. These are the people that think that the average American is stupid and want to believe that they are different from the stereotype. But are they really?
Read the comments for yourself and see how everyone can conform to a stereotype in the right situation…

IBMentium

A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element has been tentatively named "IBMentium". IBMentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 11 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since IBMentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of IBMentium causes one reaction to take over 4 days to complete when it would normally take less than a second.

IBMentium has a normal half-life of 3 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, IBMentium’s mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause some morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that IBMentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass". You will know it when you see it.