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Chinese Sick Leave- “I No Come Work Today!”

Hung Chow calls work and says, “Hey, boss I no come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt, I no come work.”

The boss says, “You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like that I go to my wife & tell her give me sex. That makes everything better and I go work. You try that.”

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. “Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house!

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