Daily Archive for August 11th, 2006

For Lexophiles (Lovers of Words)

A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired.

A will is a dead giveaway

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

A backward poet writes inverse.

In a democracy it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism, it’s your Count that votes.

A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.

If you don’t pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
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Australian Immigration FAQ

The questions below about Australia are from potential visitors. They
were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the
actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a sense of
humour…
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