Monthly Archives: March 2005

Another Rabbi Story …

At the end of the tax year the Tax Office sent an inspector to Audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, “I notice you buy a lot of … Continue reading

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The Parrot

Mrs. Davidson’s dishwasher quit working so she calls a repairman. Since she has to go to work the next day, she tells him, “I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and … Continue reading

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Points To Ponder

1. Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants. 2. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you’re in bed with a relative. 3. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” … Continue reading

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International Pun Contest Winners

Here are the 10 first place winners in the International Pun Contest #1 — A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, “I’m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.” #2. … Continue reading

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Ultimate Poker

Gotta Read this its good…. Two couples were playing poker one evening. John accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bill’s wife Sue wasn’t wearing any underwear … Continue reading

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Cockpit Converations

Here are some conversations that airline passengers normally will never hear. The following are accounts of actual exchanges between airline pilots and control towers around the world. Tower: “Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o’clock, 6 miles!” Delta 351: … Continue reading

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