Daily Archives: March 16, 2005

1. Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants. 2. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you’re in bed with a relative. 3. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” … Continue reading →

Here are the 10 first place winners in the International Pun Contest #1 — A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, “I’m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.” #2. … Continue reading →

Gotta Read this its good…. Two couples were playing poker one evening. John accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bill’s wife Sue wasn’t wearing any underwear … Continue reading →

Here are some conversations that airline passengers normally will never hear. The following are accounts of actual exchanges between airline pilots and control towers around the world. Tower: “Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o’clock, 6 miles!” Delta 351: … Continue reading →