Monthly Archives: April 2005

Work

Just thought that you should know that there is an alarming new virus going around universities called “work”. If you receive any sort of “work” at all whether via email by a fellow student. . . DO NOT OPEN IT. … Continue reading

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S.H.I.T

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T). We are trying to give employees … Continue reading

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Trap-building ants torture prey

Saw this on the BBC, and it has to be the best thing ive ever seen from the insect world Trap-building ants torture prey – A fierce species of Amazonian ant is caught building elaborate traps on which it dismembers … Continue reading

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never trust an Australian !

The questions below about Australia, are from potential visitors. They were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a sense of humour. Q: Does it ever get … Continue reading

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‘Cow Capitalism’

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell the herd and retire on the income. AN AMERICAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You sell one, and … Continue reading

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revision break

So, on my revision break i am reading the bbc news site, and what do I find: Bill gates is the most spammed person in the world, receiving up to 4 million spam emails a day. Alcohol is bad for … Continue reading

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