Monthly Archives: November 2005

Avada Kedavra

Yes, I saw the new Harry Potter film (the goblet of fire) and quite frankly I thought it sucked.The book was quite long, especially compared to the first 3, and the director obviously struggled to fit the contents into the … Continue reading

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Marrying Old

At 85 years of age, Morris married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their wedding she and Morris should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that … Continue reading

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Dead Laptop

Although I am writing this post from my laptop, and hence it is not completely ddead, I am writing from Linux as Windows will not boot. How did I end up in this predicament? I wanted to install service pack … Continue reading

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Screech. Yelp. Splat!

Waiting for the bus this evening, in the freezing cold, a cyclist crossed onto the road followed by a small fluffy dog. At fiirst I thought the dog was following the cyclist, but it became evident that it was chasing … Continue reading

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US Keeps Control of the Internet

So while getting my daily dose of slashdotUS Keeps Control of the Internet – Adam Schumacher writes "As a result of a a deal reached late Tuesday, the US and ICANN will maintain control over the Internet’s core systems. A … Continue reading

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IBMentium

A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element has been tentatively named "IBMentium". IBMentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 11 assistant deputy … Continue reading

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